We saw the trailers of Mastizaade and Kya Kool Hain Hum 3 and this is what happened next

The Newslaundry newsroom is a sanskari one. So, when these two sensational new Bollywood flicks’ trailers – of Kya Kool Hain Hum-3 and Mastizaade – came out on YouTube, we figured we had to devise a way to review them without hurting anyone’s and each other’s sensibilities. Also, since we are great believers in collaborative efforts, everyone in the newsroom watched the two trailers (separately, obviously). Needless to say, what we saw blew us away.  And since an expression is worth a thousand words, we decided we’d let our pretty faces do the talking.

Before we forget: A very happy new year, Pahlaj Nihalani sir. Did you, by any chance, sleep through the last few weeks of 2015?  Oh, you must have been tired from all the chopping you had to do with Angry Indian Goddesses. No sir, we are not complaining; we don’t like censorship. Let it all go, we will deal with all of it in our reviews. Because, you know, sarkar kaun hoti hai decide karne wali? Rings a bell?