Enough with Anjana and Arnab, Zee Hindustan should troll Zee News

Over the past two days, Zee Hindustan has gone to town trolling news channels and their anchors. The occasion is the channel going anchor-less, which has led to the realisation that it is news anchors who’ve deteriorated news.

Sample this frontpage ad by Zee Hindustan.

All well and good, except Zee Hindustan has conveniently left its sister concern, Zee News, out of the picture. Since Zee Hindustan is unlikely to troll Zee News‘ star anchor Sudhir Chaudhary, we thought we’d pitch in.

Here are some options. Feel free to steal them, Zee Hindustan.

And as a bonus gift, here’s a suggestion for Zee News to promote their star anchor.

Cause we are fair like that.