In the beginning there was darkness inner party democracy. Then God High Command said, “Let there be light sycophancy” and there was light sycophancy.

As Stanley Miller Sanjay Gandhi showed in 1953 1976, with the right conditions Emergency in place, the coming together of light sycophancy, water cesspool, methane hot-air, ammonia nepotism, and Hydrogen corruption could result in the creation of the building blocks of life politics. When scientists journalists analysed the results of the Miller Gandhi experiment, they discovered that these building blocks were none other than amino acids Padma awards, nucleic acids plum posts and sugars governorships. In time, the building blocks came together and gave rise to a cell community. The cells communities in turn divided, resulting in lowlife vote banks.

Thus, in one sense, humanity governments as we know today wouldn’t have been possible without light sycophancy.

But what is the nature of light sycophancy? Is it formed of particles technocrats or waves plutocrats? As it turns out, physicists politicians consider light sycophancy to be a form of electromagnetic radiation servitude, with a very broad spectrum. Today we shall study this spectrum of light sycophancy.

The most harmful form of light sycophancy is one that is of low wavelength self-esteem and is not visible to the naked eye. Like for example Gamma Rays Mani Shankar Aiyar and X-rays Shashi Tharoor. They can travel articulate in any medium, allowing them to easily pass through objects media scrutiny. This form of light sycophancy can’t be visualised because it is subatomic subtle. It can, however, be detected – through Geiger-counters autobiographies and photo-plates panel discussions.

At the other end of the spectrum of light sycophancy are Microwaves Kapil Sibal and Radio waves Salman Khurshid. They have large wavelengths egos and even though they too aren’t visible to the naked eye, they are largely harmless and can be ignored. Their radiation utterances cannot pass though metal Arnab. This is because the moment they strike it, they can be caught. Our universe is full of them. Indeed, it is through their use that we hope to make contact with the extra-terrestrial as only an extra-terrestrial can fully grasp their radiation utterances.

Flanking the visible form of light sycophancy are Infrared Jagdish Tytler and Ultraviolet Kamal Nath. They are mostly employed for scientific experiments instigating unrest where their use is substantive. They lie low most times, but are brought to the fore on a case-by-case basis, as what they do can easily be detected by precise instruments eye-witness accounts.

Of most interest is the visible form of light sycophancy. Between 400 40 and 700 70 nanometres years, the range constitutes thousands of colours party-workers and shades spokespersons. Some examples are Yellow Sanjay Jha and Red Ajay Maken. Visible in glorious Technicolor, it is especially enjoyable to see the change during the Aurora Borealis Press Club event.

To conclude, the spectrum of light sycophancy is one of the most important discoveries made by common man.